Friday, October 7, 2011

Questions You Can Never Answer..

- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 

- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? 

- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? 

- What is the speed of darkness? 

- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? 

- If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? 

- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? 

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

Did you ever stop and wonder... 

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

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